Okay. It does a little…
To some degree…
Sorta….
Kinda….but not really.
I was invited a few weeks back to take part in Met Another Frog’s first podcast, which covered this topic. Prior to the recording session, I of course wanted to bring a few other opinions to the table, and some of those opinions and stories stuck with me.
Should I share?
Okay. I will.
First, to get an understanding of how we view your penis, you should know a few things about vaginas (if you don’t already):
- The average penis has about 4000 nerve endings. The vagina? About 8000
- Because most of our sexual organs are internal, you may not realize that the clitoris is about 12 centimeters long (4 inches) and only one-fifth is visible.
- The clitoris is made of the same erectile tissue as a penis, has a penis-like shaft, and a tiny glans with its own foreskin.
(I’m sounding very Dr. Ruth here aren’t I?).
I know you think that the vagina is this wonderful magical place designed to give you pleasure (and where babies come from) but the vagina is a muscle.
Yes, a muscle…one that has the ability to stretch, contract and adapt…to any size.
If you’re doing the math, you realize that there are about 2000 nerve endings in every inch of clitoris. This is before you’ve even gotten inside the vagina. As your penis goes deeper, you are hitting about another 4000 to 6000 nerve endings.
That’s a lot of sensations…are you realizing the implications here?
I mean, let’s be reasonable darlings…if a 4” Pocket Rocket can get a woman off, why can’t your 6.5” penis?
*(that’s the average size of an erect penis by the way)
I hear that comparisons are common in the bathrooms, locker rooms on camping trips, et cetera, et cetera, blah blah blah…and the worst comparison you can make is to the guys in porn. Think about it: how many breasts have you seen that size in life? So…what makes you think that every other dude out there is carrying 12 inches in between his pockets?
Enough apologizing for what you have, because the fact of the matter is this: a big dick isn’t enough. I’m not gonna lie, a big dick can be a good (great) thing, but all big dicks come with warning labels…
If that big dick chafes, then those 8000 nerve endings will hurt like a motherfucker. If the owner of said big dick has no foreplay skills, then those sugar walls aren’t opening up
If said big dick is ramming into her like a jackhammer, she runs the risk of a bladder infection. If she gets one of those, she’ll be cursing that big ol’ dick with every sip of cranberry juice she takes…
As for her getting stretched out because of previous partners (or Mr. Big Ol’ Dick)? Sigh. Again, the vagina is a muscle. With muscle memory. Muscles can tear during childbirth as the baby’s head passes through, yes.
If there is a penis out there with the circumference of a baby’s head…I don’t know a single woman who would want that anywhere near her coochie.
Now, the realist in me knows that no matter what I write, there are still some of you who will feel self-conscious about your penis. There is no magic potion that is going to make your penis bigger (no, the ads are lying, ignore those), BUT there are some sex moves that you can use to your advantage. It’s magic of a different kind… The Prestige for your penis if you will. So try one (or all) of these:
Deep Impact
Kneel by the side of the bed and have her lie on her back, resting her legs on your shoulders. From a kneeling position, enter. Make sure she is close to the edge of the bed, so you can fully penetrate her. This will allow you to thrust hard and have a deep penetration. Because her legs are straight out and closed, it will automatically feel tighter for you and fuller for her.
Doggie Style
There is a reason why “doggie” is a classic move. To Prestige it, have her place her head and shoulders on a pillow, while keeping her butt in the air. Have her arch her back and if possible, do it with her thighs drawn together. Then, lean forward while penetrating her. The arch also places more emphasis on the clitoris (remember: nerve endings) and tightens up the vaginal walls.
The Jockey
Have her lie on her stomach with her legs slightly spread open and arch her hips slightly upwards. Then get on top of her in a kneeling position with your legs astride and penetrate her while maintaining a sitting position.
X Marks the Spot
Have her lie on her back, placing a pillow under her head. She brings her knees up to her chest and crosses her legs at the ankles. Kneel in front of her with your legs together and rest her hips on your lap as you enter her. This is really really snug… hello!!
So now that I’m nearing my word limit, I’m hoping you come away with one of two things:
1) Be it a dinghy or yacht, it really is the motion of the ocean and not the size of the boat.
2) If you still think you have dinghy, then Prestige your penis with a few simple sex moves.
Oh, I guess one more thing: if all else fails…use your tongue. There are more nerve endings on your tongue than on your penis.
xoxo/hlbb
