Standing at the bar, a hand “accidentally” grazes my ass. I turn and give an arched brow.
Him: So sorry! I didn’t mean to…sorry!
Me: (gives a curt nod) Cool
Wingman: (to him) what happened?
Him: (to wingman) I accidentally touched her ass.
Wingman: Yo! I would’ve smacked that! Whatever (downs shot)
Me: (stares in open-mouthed shock that the fucker would say that loud enough for me to hear him)
Him: I’m sorry. He’s drunk. Like, I didn’t mean to…
Wingman: yo, fuck that bitch… (stumbles off)
Dude from Friday can never wear this t-shirt
Source: Backyard Tees
Him: …listen. Let me buy you a drink to apologize for both myself and my friend. I don’t think he realized you could hear him…
Sigh…
Turns out I may have to work with Him in the future. Which is why I avoided being charged with assault on Friday. At the end of that conversation, I bid adieu to my client and left…
Aint no poll needed on this one. A wingman is an asset not an idiot. At least not one as blatant as this lame.
Yes. Well…this type of thing happens to me more often than not.
See: http://wp.me/psFPB-9x and http://wp.me/psFPB-4f
Alright just peeped the Brooklyn story. I dont really think its a wingman thing I mean I guess it could be a wing man situation if he stayed and got your info…..although it would go down as one of the most extreme and risky plans Ive ever seen.
*Sidenote* Why did every women I spoke to during Caribana ask if I was from Brooklyn. Is that the only area of NY folk know? I mean I knew they wouldn’t have a clue what New Rochelle is but damn ata least say the Bronx once or twice. lol
RE: Brooklyn questions during Caribana.
Blame Sean Carter.
Seriously, hip hop put Brooklyn on the map. Just like how some Americans think we live in igloos and that it’s always cold up here (side eye), many Canadians think Brooklyn = NYC. Personally, I’m partial to a Queen’s accent myself. (word to Russell Simmons)
LOL igloos and eternal cold. Touche’ you got me there……wait, a Queens accent? Outside of “Dunn” language which was yrs ago Ive never heard of a Queens accent. lol
wingman and asshole. i think he was both.